Sunday, February 12, 2012

Solids!...did not go so well.


 If you have a child, at some point you will have to feed that child real food. If you have not yet had the pleasure of experiencing this day in your own life, please learn from the mistakes that we made today so that you may actually enjoy this experience.

1. Agree on who will put together the high chairs, and then agree that everyone should read the directions to put together said high chairs. I won't go in to details on this topic to protect the innocent...but I will say that no one in this house is innocent on this topic.

2. This is a milestone moment. You're going to want pictures of it, right? Make sure the camera battery is charged. Especially if you are the one that knows that you use the camera every.single.day. and may have never charged the battery since you bought it.

3. Ideally, someone will be the feeder, and someone will be the photographer. It's easier to feed a baby than to take good pictures, so if you are the most experienced party in both of these areas, you should be the photographer and your spouse, by default, becomes the feeder. (We actually did this correctly.)

4. If you allow your husband to feed your baby for the first time, and you are a bit of a Type A personality like I am, be prepared to give him instructions on how to do it that are on par with the instructions needed to build an airplane. If you don't do that...blame yourself when your tiny baby is making sad faces at you over a giant mouthful of food.

I could actually describe the events of our day, but I think these pictures speak for themselves. First up, Abby, then Jake.
Staring down the bowl...

What's happening? This looks good!

Okay, you're coming in a little strong.

Uh, I was not prepared for this.

Mommy HELP!!!!!

Waaahhhh what did he just do to me waaaahhhh!!
I have no interest in what is happening here.

Still no interest.

Still no interest.

Are you watching this? He is literally shoving this spoon in my mouth.

NothankyouIdon'twantthisinmymouthplease

Soooo I'll just let it all fall out.

AAAAAAAND scene. My camera died, I realized that no one was strapped in to their high chairs correctly, everyone started crying, and then someone read the clock wrong, and then someone else thought it was almost nap time, and the comedy of errors continued until it actually WAS nap time, and every living thing in our house slept for an hour and a half. And THAT was the best part of trying real food today! Oh, and somewhere in there, Ollie ate food from Jake's bowl. It was avocado and breast milk, and yes I tasted it, and yes it was good so I didn't blame him, but I was not happy about it.

Some adorableness from the past few days to prove that it's not all rough stuff around here:












Thursday, February 9, 2012

Six months old

Jake and Abby are six months old! I saw a commercial the other day where someone said "you only have a baby for a year". NO. FALSE. I will have babies forever. I can't handle them turning in to toddlers, I'm not ready.

We went for our six month shots on Monday and GOOD LORD was it awful. Last month they only got Synagis, but this time they got everything under the sun, a total of 4 shots AND an oral vaccine AND a finger prick to test their hemoglobin that left Abby's hand looking like she was in a horror movie. They both screamed bloody murder basically the entire time we were at the doctor's office, then came home, slept for almost 5 hours, woke up for an hour, slept for another hour, woke up for an hour...then slept for 13 hours. Madness. I felt bad for them at the time, but ever since then they have been super cranky and squawky so my sympathies have worn off.

We got another great report from the pediatrician, and everyone is growing growing growing. Abby was 12 pounds even, and 26.5 inches long - she grew 2.5 inches in the last month!! Crazy. She is now 1% for weight on the growth charts, and 77% for height. Jake was 14 pounds, 10 ounces and 27.5 inches long - 5% for weight, 86% for height. Tall skinny babies! On Valentine's Day we are going back to the NICU for a follow up clinic where they'll see one of their old neonatal doctors, physical therapy, speech therapy, and a bunch of other people to see how they're developing. I'm happy that we will have them as good success stories for 31 week babies, so when other women who are in the place I was last summer waiting for preemies look up what to expect for 31 weekers, we are helping to have a good story to tell them. 

Here is our routine these days - I like to do this every once in awhile because some day soon I think I will look back with great nostalgia on the amount of naps that were taken during the day!

7:00am wake up, 7:30am breakfast bottles, 8:15am back to sleep for our first nap
11:00am wake up, 11:30am lunch bottles, play until nap at 1:00pm
2:00pm wake up, 2:30pm afternoon bottles, play until last nap at 4:00pm
5:00pm wake up, play and/or bath (yeah, still not doing this often enough) until last bottles and everyone asleep by 7:00pm

I would say this schedule works really well about 50% of the time, another 25% of the time Jake cuts one of the naps too short for Abby's taste, and the other 25% of the time Jake cuts EVERY nap too short for Abby's taste and then we have lots of tears around bed time! We're about to start tweaking it a little because we got the go ahead to start solids - so exciting! So we're going to start with avocado on Sunday (so that Jeff can be home to see it) and see how they do. I predict Jake will LOVE it, and Abby will smile a lot but nothing will end up in her mouth. We shall see.

With Jeff working 6 days a week and sick recently, I have basically been taking care of the babies almost non stop for the last 3 weeks. To keep from going crazy, I have swallowed my germ paranoia and taken them out for some adventures - to Carter's one day, to Baby Gap another. I find it's easier to get out of the house with them if I have retail therapy as a motivator. They nap in the car, they don't fuss in the stroller, and so far no one has gotten sick, so it's working for us. I'm still going to avoid grocery stores and malls, but an empty store in the middle of the day seems pretty safe from a germ standpoint, so I think everyone will survive if we get out every once in awhile.

Finally, everyone has started rolling all over the place, and Jake especially is trying to crawl SO hard it's hilarious to watch. I feel like I can see the minutes of having tiny babies slip by so quickly, so I am trying to enjoy every one of them!! Here's some pictures from the last month: